COMEDY HYPNOSIS · MENTALISM · MOTIVATIONAL KEYNOTES

Comedy Hypnosis That Turns Your Audience Into the Show

Clean, interactive, impossible-to-forget shows for high schools, colleges, and corporate events. Your people become the stars and they’ll still be quoting it next year.

Nationwide bookings · Backed by our Laugh-Out-Loud Guarantee · Response within 24 hours

Clean, admin-approved

Every Show

Laugh-Out-Loud Guarantee

or you don’t pay

Travels nationwide

full-tech and COI available

Rated for all ages

middle school through C-suite

Pick Your Crowd

One Show. Three Very Different Rooms.

Every booking is tailored to the audience in front of me: the content, the energy, the volunteers, even the stage banter. Tell me who’s coming and I’ll build the night around them.

High Schools

After-prom, post-prom, grad nights, assemblies, and all-school events. 100% clean. Principal-approved. Designed to blow the lid off the gym without blowing up your permission slips.

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Colleges & Universities

GA, student activities, orientation, homecoming, Greek life, late-night programming. A full-length show that gets packed rooms, bigger next year, and a campus that won’t stop talking about it.

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Corporate & Associations

Sales kickoffs, holiday parties, conferences, leadership retreats. Pair the comedy hypnosis show with a motivational keynote and turn a line-item on your agenda into the thing people still talk about at next year’s event.

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Real Audiences. Real Reactions. zero plants.
What I Do

Three Shows. One Unforgettable Night

Mentalism Show

Mind-reading, prediction, influence. More intimate than the hypnosis show, and built to stun. Perfect as a close-up addition to cocktail hours, VIP receptions, and after-parties.

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Motivational Keynote

The science of attention, focus, and influence — wrapped in a story your people will quote for months. Great solo or paired with the comedy hypnosis show for a one-two punch at your conference.

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Easier Than You Think

Book the Night They Won’t Shut Up About

01

Check the date

Fill out a two-minute form. I’ll reply within 24 hours with availability and a clear quote — no games, no upsells.

02

Lock it in

I send a simple agreement, a tech rider your AV team will thank me for, and everything you need for your internal approvals.

03

Show up and laugh

I arrive early, handle my own setup, and deliver a show your audience will still be quoting at next year’s event.

zero-risk booking

The Laugh-Out-Loud Guarantee

I don’t do flat rooms. If this isn’t the most fun you’ve ever had at a hypnosis show — if your audience isn’t laughing, crying happy tears, or still talking about it in the parking lot — I want to hear about it, and we’ll make it right. No fine print, no runaround. I’d rather fix it than collect a check I didn’t earn.

Let’s build a night they’ll never shut up about.

Tell me your date, your crowd, and your venue. I’ll come back within 24 hours with availability, a tailored pitch, and a straight-ahead quote.

Based in Lansing, MI · Booking nationwide · (248) 303 0810 · info@timeless-hypnotist.com