COMEDY HYPNOSIS · MENTALISM · MOTIVATIONAL KEYNOTES
Comedy Hypnosis That Turns Your Audience Into the Show
Clean, interactive, impossible-to-forget shows for high schools, colleges, and corporate events. Your people become the stars and they’ll still be quoting it next year.
Nationwide bookings · Backed by our Laugh-Out-Loud Guarantee · Response within 24 hours
Clean, admin-approved
Every Show
Laugh-Out-Loud Guarantee
or you don’t pay
Travels nationwide
full-tech and COI available
Rated for all ages
middle school through C-suite
Pick Your Crowd
One Show. Three Very Different Rooms.
Every booking is tailored to the audience in front of me: the content, the energy, the volunteers, even the stage banter. Tell me who’s coming and I’ll build the night around them.
hit play
This is what 5 minutes in looks like.
Real Audiences. Real Reactions. zero plants.
What I Do
Three Shows. One Unforgettable Night
Easier Than You Think
Book the Night They Won’t Shut Up About
01
Check the date
Fill out a two-minute form. I’ll reply within 24 hours with availability and a clear quote — no games, no upsells.
02
Lock it in
I send a simple agreement, a tech rider your AV team will thank me for, and everything you need for your internal approvals.
03
Show up and laugh
I arrive early, handle my own setup, and deliver a show your audience will still be quoting at next year’s event.
zero-risk booking
The Laugh-Out-Loud Guarantee
I don’t do flat rooms. If this isn’t the most fun you’ve ever had at a hypnosis show — if your audience isn’t laughing, crying happy tears, or still talking about it in the parking lot — I want to hear about it, and we’ll make it right. No fine print, no runaround. I’d rather fix it than collect a check I didn’t earn.
Let’s build a night they’ll never shut up about.
Tell me your date, your crowd, and your venue. I’ll come back within 24 hours with availability, a tailored pitch, and a straight-ahead quote.
Based in Lansing, MI · Booking nationwide · (248) 303 0810 · info@timeless-hypnotist.com




