The short version of a long road.
My first show was in my elementary school library at age nine, where they brought in classes of my peers, and they have no choice but to sit and watch. I’ve been on stage of some kind ever since. Twenty-five years of reps in magic, speaking, and stagecraft, with a full career running in parallel.
I spent most of my adult live leading software engineering teams by day and performing by night. Two very different disciplines, both built on the same skill: getting a room of nervous people to trust a plan and then follow it through. Comedy hypnosis is the latest and favorite, way I’ve found to do that. It’s also the one that makes me laugh the hardest.
The Timeless Hypnotist is what happens when three decades of stage reps, a software engineer’s obsession with preparation, and a genuine love for making a room laugh all collide. I’m in Lansing, Michigan. I tour Michigan, Ohio, and Indiana by default, and I travel pretty much anywhere a real audience and a working stage are waiting.
What you’re actually hiring.
Somewhere along the way I figured out that the single most useful sentence I know is “do it nervous.” It’s three words I’ve been telling myself since that first magic show at nine. It’s what I tell the software engineers I coach. It’s what I tell the volunteers right before they walk on stage.
And it’s the heart of my motivational keynote, When the Curtain Rises. The talk is the story of how I learned that the nerves aren’t the problem. They’re the signal that you’re close to something that matters. I deliver it for corporate audiences as a keynote, and for students grades 5 through 12 as a school assembly.
The non-hypnotist version.
When I’m not performing, I’m usually writing code, coaching a team, or doing the non-glamorous work of running a small business from my home office in Lansing. I’m married, I’m a dad, and I spend a ridiculous amount of time on the road between shows and school board approvals.
I’m also the person answering your email. There’s no assistant (real or AI!), no booking agency taking a cut, no team of reps. If you fill out the form on this site, I see it, and I’m the one writing back.
Let’s build a night they’ll never shut up about.
Tell me your date, your crowd, and your venue. I’ll come back within 24 hours with availability, a tailored pitch, and a straight-ahead quote.
Based in Lansing, MI · Booking nationwide · (248) 303 0810 · info@timeless-hypnotist.com



