The agenda item your team will still quote at next year’s kickoff.
A polished, professional-grade comedy hypnosis show and an optional When the Curtain Rises motivational keynote pairing built for corporate audiences who have seen the usual entertainment and aren’t in the mood for it. Nothing cringe. Nothing sales-pitchy. Just an hour your people can’t stop talking about.
fully insured · clean by default · nationwide · 24-hour response
Calibrated for You
for corporate and executive audiences
clean-by-default
nothing off brand or off color
Full Tech Rider
self load-in and fully insured
Motivational Keynote
add the keynote for a one-two punch
Corporate entertainment without the corporate entertainment cringe.
Your team has sat through a lot of “team-building” in their lives. They can smell the cheesy icebreaker from three hotel ballrooms away. This is different: a comedy hypnosis show where they are the thing being watched, not a performer lecturing at them and an optional motivational keynote (When the Curtain Rises) on courage, nerves, and walking in when it matters, that gives your day a real narrative instead of a filler slot. Same performer. One very memorable event.
built for the slots you’re trying to fill right now.
the professional package your planning team is used to.
what five in minutes looks like
Book the Night They Won’t Shut Up About
01
Check the date
Fill out a two-minute form. I’ll reply within 24 hours with availability and a clear quote — no games, no upsells.
02
Lock it in
I send a simple agreement, a tech rider your AV team will thank me for, and everything you need for your internal approvals.
03
Show up and laugh
I arrive early, handle my own setup, and deliver a show your audience will still be quoting at next year’s event.
Yes. Tell me your kickoff theme, your values language, your internal inside jokes, and I’ll weave them in. I’ll never ad-lib anything I didn’t clear with your team.
No. Volunteers opt in. Executives can absolutely stay seated. And the show is built on moments that are funny with the volunteer, not at them.
U.S. and Canada by default. International on request — let’s talk timing.
Usually yes, with a short addendum. Ask up front.
Corporate dates start at $2,500. The keynote-plus-show combo carries a bundled rate that beats booking the two separately. Request a quote for your specific date and venue.
Happy to sign a mutual NDA before the advance call if your event or content is sensitive.
let’s make your event the one people compare next year’s to.
Tell me your date, audience, and venue. I’ll reply within 24 hours with availability, a tailored pitch deck, and a clean quote, plus bundled pricing if you want the keynote too.
Based in Lansing, MI · Booking nationwide · (248) 303 0810 · info@timeless-hypnotist.com
