Everything you’d ask before hiring a comedy hypnotist.
Pricing, travel, insurance, consent — and everything else. If your question isn’t here, just ask.
Booking & Pricing
I offer online payment and offline payment options: Check, ACH, or credit card.
W-9 available on request.
Yes.
The keynote-plus-show combo (daytime When the Curtain Rises keynote + evening comedy hypnosis show) carries a bundled rate that beats booking them separately.
For schools & colleges within the same geographic area, I offer discounts for schools who book the same day/night.
Fair and flexible, and I never surprise a client.
Specifics are in performance agreement.
Yes, a retainer holds the date and time. Balance is due on or before the event.
I offer online payment for quick and easy payments on your invoices.
The show, my load-in/setup/load-out, travel (inside MI/OH/IN), and all pre-event planning calls. Some venues need add-on AV; I’ll flag that in the quote.
School shows start at $900. College shows start at $1,500. Corporate starts at $2,500. Travel within Michigan, Ohio, and Indiana is included; longer hauls are quoted separately.
2–6 months is typical; rush dates often possible. Popular dates (post-prom season, December holiday events) fill 6–9 months out.
About The Show
They don’t. Full stop. Volunteers opt in, and they can return to their seat at any time. I reinforce this on stage, on purpose, in every show.
Yes. Every bit, every line, every volunteer moment. Your principal can sit in the front row and I’ll still be worth the check at the end.
No. The goal is a fun, positive experience for volunteers and the audience. The show is built around laughter and amazement—never humiliation.
Yes, volunteers remember everything and leave the stage feeling happy and relaxed.
Logistics
Anywhere in the continental U.S. Travel fees are included in the quote — no surprise expenses after signing.
Yes and yes.
The guarantee
Still have a question? Just ask.
Based in Lansing, MI · Booking nationwide · (248) 303 0810 · info@timeless-hypnotist.com
