The show that packs the union and actually lives on the group chat.
A volunteer driven comedy hypnosis show built for college audiences, the rare programming line-item that gets talked about after the event, sells tickets to next year’s show, and makes your activities board look very, very smart.
NACA-ready · Full tech rider · COI available · Travels nationwide
built for 18-22 year olds
college appropriate humor for young adults
60-75 minute show
volunteer driven fun & lasting memories
Tech Rider, W9 & COI
ready to send when booking is confirmed
Designed for growth
increase attendance year over year
The programming line-item that actually beats Netflix.
Campus programming has a simple problem: students have infinite options and five seconds to decide. A comedy hypnosis show wins that five-second test because the show itself is the marketing. Students come, students clip, students tag, and by Monday the whole campus is asking when the hypnotist will be back.
Works in every slot you already program
the boring, professional stuff – handled.
Five minutes in a packed student union
Book the Night They Won’t Shut Up About
01
Check the date
Fill out a two-minute form. I’ll reply within 24 hours with availability and a clear quote — no games, no upsells.
02
Lock it in
I send a simple agreement, a tech rider your AV team will thank me for, and everything you need for your internal approvals.
03
Show up and laugh
I arrive early, handle my own setup, and deliver a show your audience will still be quoting at next year’s event.
the questions your committee is already asking.
Tell me your conference — I’ll share where I’ve been seen and we can talk through booking through block-booking if it saves your school money.
Full rider available on request. Short version: I bring my own show files and a USB thumb drive; most campuses have everything else. If your venue has a house sound system and stage lighting, we’re 90% there.
Yes. I have clean and slightly-edgier versions and I’ll match whichever fits your audience. No surprises.
Volunteers opt in, stay opted in by choice, and can return to their seat at any time — which I state out loud during the show. Nothing I do is designed to embarrass a student in a way they’d regret Monday.
Usually yes, with a short rights addendum. Just ask up front.
Anywhere in the continental U.S. Travel fees are included in the quote — no surprise expenses after signing.
College shows start at $1,500 for local Michigan / Ohio / Indiana dates. Block-booking rates available if you’re coordinating with other schools in your region.
The Laugh-Out-Loud Guarantee
I don’t do flat rooms. If this isn’t the most fun you’ve ever had at a hypnosis show — if your audience isn’t laughing, crying happy tears, or still talking about it in the parking lot — I want to hear about it, and we’ll make it right. No fine print, no runaround. I’d rather fix it than collect a check I didn’t earn.
Let’s give your campus a night they’ll still be posting about tuesday
Tell me your date, your venue, and the vibe you want. I’ll come back within 24 hours with availability, a campus one-pager, and a clean quote.
Based in Lansing, MI · Booking nationwide · (248) 303 0810 · info@timeless-hypnotist.com
