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Privacy Policy

Effective and last updated: April 17, 2026

The Timeless Hypnotist ("we," "us," "our") operates the website timeless-hypnotist.com. This policy explains what information we collect, how we use it, and your choices.

Information we collect

Information you provide directly:

  • Name, email address, phone number, and event details submitted through our contact forms, quote request forms, and discovery call scheduling.
  • Any other information you choose to include in messages to us.

Information collected automatically:

  • Analytics data: we use Umami, a privacy-focused analytics tool, to collect anonymized usage data including pages visited, time on site, referring source, device type, and general geographic region. This helps us understand how visitors use our site and improve it.
  • Cookies: our site uses cookies for basic functionality, analytics, and advertising. See the Cookies section below for details.
  • Server logs: our web hosting provider automatically collects IP addresses, browser type, and access times in standard server logs.

Information from advertising platforms:

  • If you arrive at our site through a Facebook or Meta ad, the Meta Pixel may collect data about your visit to help us measure ad performance and show relevant ads. This data is governed by Meta's own data policy in addition to this one.

How we use your information

We use the information we collect to:

  • Respond to your inquiries and provide quotes for events.
  • Schedule and coordinate bookings.
  • Send follow-up communication related to your inquiry or booking.
  • Measure the effectiveness of our advertising.
  • Improve our website and services.

We do not use your information to:

  • Sell or rent your personal data to third parties.
  • Send unsolicited marketing emails unless you have opted in.
  • Make automated decisions that affect you.

Store purchases and download codes

If you buy a digital audio download or redeem a download code from a postcard or sticker, the following applies in addition to the rest of this policy.

  • Payments: purchases are processed by Stripe. Your card details are entered directly with Stripe and never touch our server.
  • What we store: your email address, what you purchased or redeemed, and records of your download links. We keep this so we can deliver your files and re-send your download links if you ask us to.
  • Delivery: purchase confirmations and download-link emails are sent through Resend, our transactional email service.
  • Mailing list: making a store purchase or redeeming a code does not add you to our mailing list. You're only added if you tick the opt-in box at checkout or redemption.

Who we share information with

We do not sell your personal information. We may share information with:

  • Service providers who help us operate (web hosting, email, scheduling tools, payment processing). These providers only access data necessary to perform their function.
  • Advertising platforms (Meta/Facebook) through tracking pixels, for the purpose of measuring ad performance.
  • Legal or regulatory authorities if required by law.

Cookies

Our site uses the following types of cookies:

Type Purpose Examples
Essential Site functionality, form submissions Session cookies
Analytics Understanding site usage Umami analytics
Advertising Measuring ad performance Meta Pixel (_fbp, _fbc)

Most browsers allow you to control cookies through their settings. Disabling cookies may affect site functionality.

Data retention

  • Form submissions: we retain contact form data for as long as necessary to respond to your inquiry and for up to 24 months after your last interaction.
  • Booking records: we retain booking-related records for up to 7 years for tax and business purposes.
  • Analytics data: Umami analytics data is retained according to our hosting provider's standard retention settings.

Your rights

Depending on your location, you may have the right to:

  • Request access to the personal data we hold about you.
  • Request correction or deletion of your data.
  • Opt out of marketing communications at any time.
  • Opt out of advertising cookies and tracking.

To exercise any of these rights, contact us by email.

Children's privacy

Our website is not directed at children under 13. We do not knowingly collect personal information from children under 13. Our services (comedy hypnosis shows, mentalism, keynotes) are performed for audiences of all ages, but event bookings are made by adults (event planners, school administrators, corporate coordinators).

Third-party links

Our site may contain links to third-party websites (social media profiles, scheduling tools, video platforms). We are not responsible for the privacy practices of those sites.

Changes to this policy

We may update this policy from time to time. Changes will be posted on this page with an updated effective date.

Contact

If you have questions about this privacy policy:

  • Email: Email me
  • Phone: Call me
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